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[hoasen]

The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.

[killful]

HAHAHA what is this??
It's so cute!!!
This is one of those chain mail things right?
I knew we were friends!

[hoasen]

It is.
And you're getting excited about me sending you one?

[killful]

yeah!
that's what it says right?
"Please send this to 9 friends"

[that's not what it says]

[hoasen]

People, Yan Qing.

Pick up when I call you. I will be doing so in a moment.

[Wait, what's happening? Either way, his device starts ringing.]

[killful]

[he's not the type to get phone anxiety but what the fuck is happening]

Hello?

[hoasen]

[Are you ready for the scolding of your life, Yan Qing?

Here it comes!]

Something like admitting that you are my friend for the very first time should not be done through text!

[He hears her growl and probably she hit something!?]

But you can hear me say it instead. You're my friend, Yan Qing.

[...]

Now forget I said it!

[killful]

... Eh?

[He's feeling a little hot.]

Uh, wait. I know I keep teasing you about it, but I didn't think you'd actually say it...

[hoasen]

[That's his reaction?! Now she wants to bury herself into the ground.]

D-do you think I would waste my time spending it with you i-if I didn't...l-like you even just a little bit?! I enjoy your company! Even if you keep teasing me and I want to hit you for it!

[killful]

I thought you actually hated me sometimes!

[This is why he's dumb.]

Wah, shijie... You really do care!

[There's a hint of admiration in his tone...]

[hoasen]

Do you think I would do the things I do if I hated you?

[BOYS.]

...Hnnngh, did you have to put it like that?

[She's so glad she's not standing in front of him right now, because her face would betray her.]

[killful]

[That's true. Either way, she's shijie now.

...

Why is she shijie...... Who is their master......]

Does this mean you'll give me compliments and treat me to lunch a lot?

[hoasen]

[WHY IS THIS HER LIFE. But also, easy. Their teacher is China. Duh.]

Now you're taking advantage of me!

[killful]

[yes exactly]

What? But that's what you're supposed to do, right? I'm just a sweet little boy, hahaha.

[hoasen]

Sweet and little. Those are the two things that you aren't!

[As a friend she's going to be honest. "Honest".]

[killful]

Thank you! I think I'm huge too.

[oh my god shut him up]

But uh, my eyes are up here, haha. Dunno where you're looking.

[SHUT HIM UPPPP]

[hoasen]

I can't actually reach in and hit you. And we're just talking, what do you think I'm even looking at?!

[Is she's shaking the device? Yes she is.]

[killful]

Sen-jie, I feel your gaze on me all the time. Ah, it's getting hot...

[Mildly sexy moans. Now he's just fucking with her.]

[hoasen]

[WRONG TYPE OF FUCKING.]

Is this what they call...phone se--[Suddenly she coughs to stop herself from saying that.]

D-do not think that is working!

[killful]

[Cute.]

Hahahaha! Did you want to do that? I could do it for you right now, but it'll cost ya.

[He'll do anything for money, so this isn't anything special...]

[hoasen]

Absolutely not! I would be terrible at such a thing and also, I'm not paying you anything.

[She has a reputation to uphold, she's kind of cheap, and also, she's not desperate!]

[killful]

Tch, your loss. There's gotta be a market for this thing...

[He could try the network, but he's also not that desperate. So it's a friends-only gig?]

Well, friend, lemme know if anyone's interested. And tell me when you're free to treat me!

[hoasen]

There is but I'm not going to let you sell yourself like that either! At least try those with those you like. Even if casually.

[Treat yo self and your favourites, Yan Qing! Even ho style. She would know, her big bro is a ho.]

You're never going to let this go.

[killful]

...

Haha, you really do care...

[But now this sounds like boyfriend ASMR.]

I'll see you around, Sen. Don't let anyone send you anything weird next time.

[hoasen]

I already said I did, no?! [Did she? Well she's pretending she did so she wouldn't have to tell him she does.

Also unbelievable.]

I am unsure if that can be prevented. But let us hope. And I wonder if I should send you anything at all.