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Hahahaha! I didn't think you'd be worried about me, Nero!
[ He is upside-down. Why is he upside-down? It looks like he's... doing a handstand? He is doing handstand pushups. ]
I'm as fit as a fiddle and as fine as ever. And you? [ He is standing on one hand now. ] Still uh, what did they call it? Shitposting? That's what people do these days, right?
[ He is upside-down. Why is he upside-down? It looks like he's... doing a handstand? He is doing handstand pushups. ]
I'm as fit as a fiddle and as fine as ever. And you? [ He is standing on one hand now. ] Still uh, what did they call it? Shitposting? That's what people do these days, right?
You're full of shit and I hate it. Still, you seem to be doing well if you can talk big. Whatever dude.
[ Nero takes in a deep sigh, shoves his arms to the side and then nods. ]
Got into a few fights here and there. A guy like me can't catch a break.
[ Nero takes in a deep sigh, shoves his arms to the side and then nods. ]
Got into a few fights here and there. A guy like me can't catch a break.
[Yan Qing laughs again. I'm not typing that out because we all know he's an annoying shit.
An annoying shit who is STILL DOING ONE HAND PUSHUPS.]
If you talk to your mother with that mouth, I can't say I'm surprised! Maybe you oughta call me up sometime and lemme in on the action. I'm always looking for a fight!
An annoying shit who is STILL DOING ONE HAND PUSHUPS.]
If you talk to your mother with that mouth, I can't say I'm surprised! Maybe you oughta call me up sometime and lemme in on the action. I'm always looking for a fight!
Oh, you're gonna say yes? Just like that? No, no, I like it. I love battle maniacs!
[ And he pushes himself off the floor. The only things Nero sees are Yan Qing's shoes until he picks his phone back up. ]
Meet me down at Caihong in an hour. You can bring your guns if you want! It just gives me a handicap.
[ And he pushes himself off the floor. The only things Nero sees are Yan Qing's shoes until he picks his phone back up. ]
Meet me down at Caihong in an hour. You can bring your guns if you want! It just gives me a handicap.
Edited 2019-04-21 16:04 (UTC)
This is a booty call.
I'm here to remind you that you're booty.
I'm here to remind you that you're booty.
[ She just wanted to make a stupid joke? Is he actually going to show up? ]
Wouldn't your arrival on my command be my getting booty by myself?
And I don't want to hear a word about my hobbies from a kidnapper with bad breath!
Wouldn't your arrival on my command be my getting booty by myself?
And I don't want to hear a word about my hobbies from a kidnapper with bad breath!
As an upstanding and respectable gentleman, I'm glad you can appreciate my talent for being the butt of a joke! As a fighter, I kind of want to kick your ass. But! I'm going to go easy on you for now because I'm a really good person who doesn't make fun of others and stuff.
[His tone falls flat and quiet at the end there.]
[His tone falls flat and quiet at the end there.]
Hey, I'm just saying. If you're still stuck somewhere I'll come get you down again. Also I'm pretty sure you'd want to kick my ass in most situations, I'm getting that vibe from you in general.
[ Don't sulk. ]
You'll have to join the ever growing queue and take a ticket.
[ Don't sulk. ]
You'll have to join the ever growing queue and take a ticket.
[He doesn't actually want to show up, but now he's thinking about it just because he wants to know what she'll do.
Because he's terrible.]
Wahahaha! Okay. Though he diligently brushes his teeth everyday (for his Master's sake), this ruffian with allegedly bad breath won't say another word about the otaku on the other end of this call.
... Hmm, I don't want to answer any joke booty calls from lonely, beautiful women at the moment, but I'm kind of bored right now.
Surprise visit!
Because he's terrible.]
Wahahaha! Okay. Though he diligently brushes his teeth everyday (for his Master's sake), this ruffian with allegedly bad breath won't say another word about the otaku on the other end of this call.
... Hmm, I don't want to answer any joke booty calls from lonely, beautiful women at the moment, but I'm kind of bored right now.
Surprise visit!
[ Jeanne spins around in her $399 Gaming Chair(tm) just to make sure Yan Qing hasn't somehow snuck into her room with Presence Concealment. ]
If the first thing you think about me is that I'm lonely and beautiful [ and weeb but ignore that, even though they're all true ] then maybe I'm not the one who needs a booty call in the first place.
Are you sexually frustrated?
If the first thing you think about me is that I'm lonely and beautiful [ and weeb but ignore that, even though they're all true ] then maybe I'm not the one who needs a booty call in the first place.
Are you sexually frustrated?
Yes, we know you're a manslut. Which clearly explains your insatiable appetite for lonely women.
For your information, Miss Alter! I...
[Oh. Hm. Yeah, telling her what happened a few nights ago would be a bad idea.]
...don't actually have a comeback for that. But! Just like how you have impossibly high standards for men, I've got my own set of rules.
[Oh. Hm. Yeah, telling her what happened a few nights ago would be a bad idea.]
...don't actually have a comeback for that. But! Just like how you have impossibly high standards for men, I've got my own set of rules.
If my standards are impossibly high, then men are hopeless! But at least I have standards?!
[ She just wants a cute fairy tale romance? Or some otome game shit. She hasn't decided. ]
[ She just wants a cute fairy tale romance? Or some otome game shit. She hasn't decided. ]
Are you stalking me, Assassin? Will you be hanging there like a spider when I pull my curtain aside?
You're probably going to be trying to look like some other animal now, aren't you?
[ She sighs as she pulls the curtain aside. ]
[ She sighs as she pulls the curtain aside. ]
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