Don't have a next time! You can stick with your stinky, shirtless self!
[ Gilles is one of about three people in the entire world that Jeanne Alter likes without reservations, so she's weirdly protective of him. It goes both ways of course. ]
Did I even invite you in? This is my room?
[ She paid for it by kicking people, actually, but she's not going to tell anyone about her first experience with weird fetishes. ]
[ Of course, saying that out loud while shirtless doesn't make anyone in this room feel better. He saunters in, slithering about the room as a smarmy individual like himself does. ]
I'm just checking on my third favorite Avenger. Also I was wondering if you had any food. [ That he could yoink. So he is here to steal things, actually. ]
[ He has nothing to say to that. Probably because it's true. Please don't talk to gangsters. ]
I already told you. I'm bored! Just because we don't need to eat doesn't mean we can't. [ Casually scouring the place for chips or instant ramen or something that doesn't take more than hot water and three minutes to prepare. ] Don't you want a guy with a six-pack lying on your couch while you go about your business?
[ She has too many chocolates in her fridge and too much coffee on the shelf. Why is she like that? ]
I would have to seriously consider pissing on you if you were on fire, why would I offer up my food just for your boredom? Besides, I wanted to watch TV, so if you lied on my couch I would just end up sitting on your chest!
[ Why IS she like that? Oh well. He nicks a few chocolates from the fridge and pops one in his mouth. ]
Damn, I'm getting cavities just looking at this. I dunno, Alter. That sounds like a you problem.
[ Which means he probably shouldn't let her do it, but she calls him stinky so he thinks it's warranted. ]
Fine, fine. Since it looks like you spent all your money on sweets and seats, I'll sit on the floor and order us a pizza from the goodness of my heart. Do you like pineapple?
[ In that moment, Yan Qing further confirms that Jeanne truly is evil. This was already clear, though. Without wincing, he begrudgingly places an order for Hawaiian pizza... ]
Unfortunately, femdom is only in my list of maybes. [ It's actually a yes, he's just scared of Alters. ] I ain't paying for something I kind of want.
[ He sits on a spot on the floor where Jeanne can't crush him between her legs, resting his back against the couch. ]
Like coffee! Just because I can drink all the coffee in the world doesn't mean I should. [ He tilts his head back to look up at her. ] But now I'm wondering what the hell you're staying up for! Even if we don't need caffeine to.
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[Oh. Hm. Yeah, telling her what happened a few nights ago would be a bad idea.]
...don't actually have a comeback for that. But! Just like how you have impossibly high standards for men, I've got my own set of rules.
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[ She just wants a cute fairy tale romance? Or some otome game shit. She hasn't decided. ]
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[ She should really check her curtain. ]
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[ She sighs as she pulls the curtain aside. ]
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JEANNE!!!!! Oh! Oh, what a joyous day to be summoned by the Holy Maiden—
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[ Her sword jumps into her hand and is driven right through the window, stabbing right at totally not Gilles' eyes. ]
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You almost killed me!
[ But that's happened more than once after a stunt like this, so no one really knows what he's upset about. ]
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[ Jeanne is clearly somewhat unhappy about the "almost" part. ]
Gilles would come in through the front door, you idiot. Change back, this is gross.
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He gets back onto his feet and without waiting for Jeanne's cue, invites himself in. ]
Woah, nice chair. How many sweaty-palmed otaku didja hold hands with for that one?
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[ Gilles is one of about three people in the entire world that Jeanne Alter likes without reservations, so she's weirdly protective of him. It goes both ways of course. ]
Did I even invite you in? This is my room?
[ She paid for it by kicking people, actually, but she's not going to tell anyone about her first experience with weird fetishes. ]
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[ Of course, saying that out loud while shirtless doesn't make anyone in this room feel better. He saunters in, slithering about the room as a smarmy individual like himself does. ]
I'm just checking on my third favorite Avenger. Also I was wondering if you had any food. [ That he could yoink. So he is here to steal things, actually. ]
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[ Not that she's especially virtuous a person, but you know what she means you sleazeball. ]
It's not like we need to eat, so why are you here trying to mooch my food?
[ Servants and all. She does have food, but she's not exactly bringing out the banquet table for somebody who climbed in through her window. ]
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I already told you. I'm bored! Just because we don't need to eat doesn't mean we can't. [ Casually scouring the place for chips or instant ramen or something that doesn't take more than hot water and three minutes to prepare. ] Don't you want a guy with a six-pack lying on your couch while you go about your business?
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I would have to seriously consider pissing on you if you were on fire, why would I offer up my food just for your boredom? Besides, I wanted to watch TV, so if you lied on my couch I would just end up sitting on your chest!
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Damn, I'm getting cavities just looking at this. I dunno, Alter. That sounds like a you problem.
[ Which means he probably shouldn't let her do it, but she calls him stinky so he thinks it's warranted. ]
Fine, fine. Since it looks like you spent all your money on sweets and seats, I'll sit on the floor and order us a pizza from the goodness of my heart. Do you like pineapple?
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[ She's going to plop herself on the couch, arms spread wide across to claim as much real estate as possible. ]
I like Hawaiian, even if it wasn't made in Hawaii. But you know, some people would pay good money for someone like me to sit on them.
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[ In that moment, Yan Qing further confirms that Jeanne truly is evil. This was already clear, though. Without wincing, he begrudgingly places an order for Hawaiian pizza... ]
Unfortunately, femdom is only in my list of maybes. [ It's actually a yes, he's just scared of Alters. ] I ain't paying for something I kind of want.
[ He sits on a spot on the floor where Jeanne can't crush him between her legs, resting his back against the couch. ]
Like coffee! Just because I can drink all the coffee in the world doesn't mean I should. [ He tilts his head back to look up at her. ] But now I'm wondering what the hell you're staying up for! Even if we don't need caffeine to.
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[ She slides down on the couch, putting her feet up and cocking her head in Yan Qing's general direction. ]
I don't sleep much, if you must know.