[ She has too many chocolates in her fridge and too much coffee on the shelf. Why is she like that? ]
I would have to seriously consider pissing on you if you were on fire, why would I offer up my food just for your boredom? Besides, I wanted to watch TV, so if you lied on my couch I would just end up sitting on your chest!
[ Why IS she like that? Oh well. He nicks a few chocolates from the fridge and pops one in his mouth. ]
Damn, I'm getting cavities just looking at this. I dunno, Alter. That sounds like a you problem.
[ Which means he probably shouldn't let her do it, but she calls him stinky so he thinks it's warranted. ]
Fine, fine. Since it looks like you spent all your money on sweets and seats, I'll sit on the floor and order us a pizza from the goodness of my heart. Do you like pineapple?
[ In that moment, Yan Qing further confirms that Jeanne truly is evil. This was already clear, though. Without wincing, he begrudgingly places an order for Hawaiian pizza... ]
Unfortunately, femdom is only in my list of maybes. [ It's actually a yes, he's just scared of Alters. ] I ain't paying for something I kind of want.
[ He sits on a spot on the floor where Jeanne can't crush him between her legs, resting his back against the couch. ]
Like coffee! Just because I can drink all the coffee in the world doesn't mean I should. [ He tilts his head back to look up at her. ] But now I'm wondering what the hell you're staying up for! Even if we don't need caffeine to.
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I would have to seriously consider pissing on you if you were on fire, why would I offer up my food just for your boredom? Besides, I wanted to watch TV, so if you lied on my couch I would just end up sitting on your chest!
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Damn, I'm getting cavities just looking at this. I dunno, Alter. That sounds like a you problem.
[ Which means he probably shouldn't let her do it, but she calls him stinky so he thinks it's warranted. ]
Fine, fine. Since it looks like you spent all your money on sweets and seats, I'll sit on the floor and order us a pizza from the goodness of my heart. Do you like pineapple?
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[ She's going to plop herself on the couch, arms spread wide across to claim as much real estate as possible. ]
I like Hawaiian, even if it wasn't made in Hawaii. But you know, some people would pay good money for someone like me to sit on them.
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[ In that moment, Yan Qing further confirms that Jeanne truly is evil. This was already clear, though. Without wincing, he begrudgingly places an order for Hawaiian pizza... ]
Unfortunately, femdom is only in my list of maybes. [ It's actually a yes, he's just scared of Alters. ] I ain't paying for something I kind of want.
[ He sits on a spot on the floor where Jeanne can't crush him between her legs, resting his back against the couch. ]
Like coffee! Just because I can drink all the coffee in the world doesn't mean I should. [ He tilts his head back to look up at her. ] But now I'm wondering what the hell you're staying up for! Even if we don't need caffeine to.
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[ She slides down on the couch, putting her feet up and cocking her head in Yan Qing's general direction. ]
I don't sleep much, if you must know.