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yeah!
that's what it says right?
"Please send this to 9 friends"

[that's not what it says]

People, Yan Qing.

Pick up when I call you. I will be doing so in a moment.

[Wait, what's happening? Either way, his device starts ringing.]

[he's not the type to get phone anxiety but what the fuck is happening]

Hello?

[Are you ready for the scolding of your life, Yan Qing?

Here it comes!]

Something like admitting that you are my friend for the very first time should not be done through text!

[He hears her growl and probably she hit something!?]

But you can hear me say it instead. You're my friend, Yan Qing.

[...]

Now forget I said it!

... Eh?

[He's feeling a little hot.]

Uh, wait. I know I keep teasing you about it, but I didn't think you'd actually say it...

[That's his reaction?! Now she wants to bury herself into the ground.]

D-do you think I would waste my time spending it with you i-if I didn't...l-like you even just a little bit?! I enjoy your company! Even if you keep teasing me and I want to hit you for it!

I thought you actually hated me sometimes!

[This is why he's dumb.]

Wah, shijie... You really do care!

[There's a hint of admiration in his tone...]

Do you think I would do the things I do if I hated you?

[BOYS.]

...Hnnngh, did you have to put it like that?

[She's so glad she's not standing in front of him right now, because her face would betray her.]

[That's true. Either way, she's shijie now.

...

Why is she shijie...... Who is their master......]

Does this mean you'll give me compliments and treat me to lunch a lot?

[WHY IS THIS HER LIFE. But also, easy. Their teacher is China. Duh.]

Now you're taking advantage of me!

[yes exactly]

What? But that's what you're supposed to do, right? I'm just a sweet little boy, hahaha.

Sweet and little. Those are the two things that you aren't!

[As a friend she's going to be honest. "Honest".]

Thank you! I think I'm huge too.

[oh my god shut him up]

But uh, my eyes are up here, haha. Dunno where you're looking.

[SHUT HIM UPPPP]

I can't actually reach in and hit you. And we're just talking, what do you think I'm even looking at?!

[Is she's shaking the device? Yes she is.]

Sen-jie, I feel your gaze on me all the time. Ah, it's getting hot...

[Mildly sexy moans. Now he's just fucking with her.]

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[WRONG TYPE OF FUCKING.]

Is this what they call...phone se--[Suddenly she coughs to stop herself from saying that.]

D-do not think that is working!

[Cute.]

Hahahaha! Did you want to do that? I could do it for you right now, but it'll cost ya.

[He'll do anything for money, so this isn't anything special...]

Absolutely not! I would be terrible at such a thing and also, I'm not paying you anything.

[She has a reputation to uphold, she's kind of cheap, and also, she's not desperate!]

Tch, your loss. There's gotta be a market for this thing...

[He could try the network, but he's also not that desperate. So it's a friends-only gig?]

Well, friend, lemme know if anyone's interested. And tell me when you're free to treat me!

There is but I'm not going to let you sell yourself like that either! At least try those with those you like. Even if casually.

[Treat yo self and your favourites, Yan Qing! Even ho style. She would know, her big bro is a ho.]

You're never going to let this go.

...

Haha, you really do care...

[But now this sounds like boyfriend ASMR.]

I'll see you around, Sen. Don't let anyone send you anything weird next time.

I already said I did, no?! [Did she? Well she's pretending she did so she wouldn't have to tell him she does.

Also unbelievable.]

I am unsure if that can be prevented. But let us hope. And I wonder if I should send you anything at all.

Ah, don't be like thaaat. I'll make it worth your while. [you can practically hear the wink in his voice

but what he really means is he'll probably give her a new rice cooker]

How? I can already imagine you making some sort of cheeky expression!

[Giving her a new rice cooker is basically one of the best things in the world. She hates him again (no wait she doesn't).]

Hahahahaha! [Read: yes.] Bye bye, Vietnam.

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