A picture where I haven't combed my hair... A picture where I look bald... Or a picture where all my pores look like craters the size of Lanling! Yan Qing is the handsomest man of the Song dynasty! [read: his opinion] My beauty is all I got... Now I don't even have that.................
[If he was sobbing into his hands, he would peek through the gaps of his fingers here. Say something nice.]
You're right I should prepare the worst and stuff Nothing can hurt me now As it stands It's already stolen everything from me My friends My pet panda My family
Don't be depressed, it wasn't that bad. I don't know where it is, I don't know, I don't remember now! I think... maybe second level? But if you really want I will take you to see it.
You're very handsome, I think people who see your face will not be mistaken as to your looks or charm. [ listen, he's going to flatter this man who, huaisang likes as a brother, but also who could probably be a possible ally.
in case he ever needs to spy on someone.
or plan a murder that sticks. not that he's thinking about those. nope. ]
But maybe if you do more advertising people will see better pictures. You know?
[ Listen. For his ass-kissing drinking buddy Huaisang, he'd do a lot of things. Espionage and murder will only cost a little extra. In fact, they aren't far from his mind when Huaisang brings this up... ]
Thanks, man. Kinda thinking about stepping out of the limelight for a bit, though. Guys like me are better off working backstage. As much as I like the attention!
I guess this means you will have to get attention from behind the scenes. Not that it would be a problem for you either way. [ okay, he's gonna stop laying it on so thick now. ]
Besides, it's not like you can't change your mind later.
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You bet your ass I did.
It's kind of my job now.
They look pretty good, right?
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I am undecided but it was such a surprise to see your face like that! I nearly died of fright.
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uh
Are we looking at the same pictures?
[ Frantically checking the mirror and looking at his Prismagram. ]
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And so there.
[ you look handsome as ever, this guy is just being a little shit. ]
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Is that bad?
Bigger is better right?
[ STOP HE'S GETTING INSECURE ]
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The poster!
Bad? I suppose bad if you considering surprises bad?
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Fucking hell man!
I can't believe they fucked up my poster!
That shouldn't be legal wtf
[he hasn't even seen it yet he's just assuming the worst]
It's not like life-ruiner levels of bad tho right?
You gotta tell me Nie Huaisang
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You want me to show you where it is? It is so ... big, really you cannot miss it.
Well...
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3/3
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A picture where I look bald...
Or a picture where all my pores look like craters the size of Lanling!
Yan Qing is the handsomest man of the Song dynasty! [read: his opinion]
My beauty is all I got...
Now I don't even have that.................
[If he was sobbing into his hands, he would peek through the gaps of his fingers here. Say something nice.]
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oh no. ]
Yan-ge, I don't want to ruin the surprise for you when you see this for yourself. Maybe it will hurt but you will rise above it! I am sure of it.
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I should prepare the worst and stuff
Nothing can hurt me now
As it stands
It's already stolen everything from me
My friends
My pet panda
My family
2/3 oops
done
Just tell me where it is so I can get it over with
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Don't be depressed, it wasn't that bad. I don't know where it is, I don't know, I don't remember now! I think... maybe second level? But if you really want I will take you to see it.
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I'll need all the emotional support I can get in these trying times
[ Wherever Huaisang is, he will hear a thud from outside his room. Or balcony. Or building.
My point is, Yan Qing was on his way long before Huaisang offered. ]
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[ oh wow, that was fast.
he's opening the window already. ]
Ge? How - how are you so fast?
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[ No, he should definitely think about that. Yan Qing invites himself in and slides into the room with ease. ]
The charm that I've got left, anyway... Hey, you think people are gonna believe that it's fake? It's gotta be obviously fake, right?
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in case he ever needs to spy on someone.
or plan a murder that sticks. not that he's thinking about those. nope. ]
But maybe if you do more advertising people will see better pictures. You know?
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Thanks, man. Kinda thinking about stepping out of the limelight for a bit, though. Guys like me are better off working backstage. As much as I like the attention!
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I guess this means you will have to get attention from behind the scenes. Not that it would be a problem for you either way. [ okay, he's gonna stop laying it on so thick now. ]
Besides, it's not like you can't change your mind later.