The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
i would never curse you, think better of me! look, we're both saved so make sure you do the same if anything happens to you, ill grab you from hell and choke you myself that's good motivation right!?
wait, no. i didn't mean that hm how about i watch over you tonight to make sure you dont die then you can forgive me for cursing you? its just nine people!! you can do it
Yeaaaah that's the thing! I already sent it to 9 people Now I gotta do it again... Well it's fake anyway lol But you can still watch over me if you're interested :)
hey, send it to him. i don't think he's cursed enough but i can find you more people no worries no no, it's got to be real, see my own world was almost destroyed because of miscommunication so i have to do this!! it's a one time thing, you know! so i'll let you pick the night unless tonight is best
please don't remind me if anyone asks i never sent you one
( how does she hide her shame? she's probably sent it to like.. twenty people by now and then she tried her best to give gran a hard time which she is proud of herself but for what! it meant nothing. maybe if she deletes all the messages in her phone to act like she never talked about the whole chain mail thing maybe she can salvage a little of her embarrassment. that means she has to quiet a few people.. starting with..
well, there's no time to think about that. she was supposed to be the hero here and look at him.. taking her chance from her. it's alright because whenever he arrives to this shared apartment building she'll make sure to open the door for him and give him the most saddest expression she can muster — not the cutest face to meet at the door but.. )
I'll make it up to you, I didn't know it was a scam. We don't have chain letters back home, I should have saw through it.. there's literally no chain. ( why would people have something called chain letters but no chain? odd. so instead to play some sort of peace treaty, she hands over one of those gold-plated disks because he seems to like those? listen, she's doing her best here. ) Sorry..
[Man, he would have told Gran either way. Which he did!]
Hahahaha, you're so stupid!
[Not the best thing to say to someone trying to make peace with you. He snatches the gold disk from her and bites it for good measure. Hmm, feels real. It doesn't hold a lot of value in this world, but he'll hold onto it anyway, just in case. He's over the chain mail thing. What chain mail? It never happened. She probably should be drowning, though.]
Whatever! Don't worry about it. I forgot I even got one of those things, hahaha. Well, there's nothing to watch out for, so maybe I should go home, right?
Only when it comes to this world's stuff, it's different than back home.
( which that's true, they didn't have technology and things like that easily accessible to them. who do you think she is? one of the primarchs? astrals? to be honest, the last thing they need is for them to have the chance to send cursed chain mails around, it'd probably be another reason why the skydoms come crashing down. though, she'll step to the side so he has full access. the room isn't anything special considering she hardly stays there, she's too use to keeping herself busy with odd jobs to make the room anything special. just various fashion magazines that she looks through for style sake and writing on the side what weapon would probably go with it. )
I did say I'd protect you for the night. ( for someone insistent on wanting to leave, the way he cheerfully decides to stride on in makes this a different story. she keeps the door open just in case he decides to turn around or something. ) Fake or not, you have bad luck! Better safe than sorry, right?
[He flips the disk up in the air like a toy, keeping his tone playful. Light. Djeeta is only embarrassed, but he has other things on his mind.]
I think you should be the one worrying about that.
[He shuts the door.
Then, cold metal pressed against her neck. It is the disk in his hand, now clad in gauntlets of cobalt steel, and his civilian clothes dissolve into light as they revert to his original form, his tattooed torso bare for her to see.]
( with the information that she's received from gran, she has an idea on how to tackle this problem presented at her. djeeta promptly discards her embarrassment with the threat pressed against her neck and brown eyes shift to look towards the door that's been shut. she clears her throat in order to speak casually: )
What bills do you pay to be shutting doors in this place?
( what bills does SHE pay? none. one of her hands raise up to cup at yan qing's chin while closing her eyes in thought, nodding to herself as the metal brushes against her skin. she finds this more than slightly odd since she hasn't really said his name to anyone but here they are. ) Whoops.. don't tell me you're upset because you think I talk about you on a daily basis.
( once her own eyes open, yan qing will be met with a pair of blue and her hair lightly fluttering at the ends from the electricity that crackles around it. he can be intimidating, sure, but is this what this is really about? here comes that miscommunication again. what makes the carpet red or something like that. )
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The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.
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I guess you've been hit by the chain mail too huh?
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i didn't read it, it just said send to nine people and knowing your bad luck
you really REALLY needed it
no need to thank me!
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Oi
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A lady like you doesn't need to worry about me!
I have tons of friends!
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look, we're both saved so make sure you do the same
if anything happens to you, ill grab you from hell and choke you myself
that's good motivation right!?
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Damn...
You must really hate me...
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hm how about i watch over you tonight to make sure you dont die
then you can forgive me for cursing you?
its just nine people!! you can do it
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I already sent it to 9 people
Now I gotta do it again...
Well it's fake anyway lol
But you can still watch over me if you're interested :)
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but i can find you more people no worries
no no, it's got to be real, see my own world was almost destroyed because of miscommunication so i have to do this!!
it's a one time thing, you know! so i'll let you pick the night unless tonight is best
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Hmmmmm ok
I can do tonight
What should I wear
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clothes?
( bro wtf )
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damn
Ok I can work with that
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don't tell me you can't dress yourself
if you want me to bring you clothes i can
( last time she did this.. ayer got some skirts....... )
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[please! they are not bond 10 yet!!]
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i am protecting you, remember
( you win this time... )
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ugh whatever I'm coming over just send me your address
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....??
.. was i tricked again? after all the people i've sent it to..
( stop.. after all these apps.. what do you mean..? she can't believe this.. but she's defeated, sighing as she sends over her address. )
i'll see you..
( now she's embarrassed. )
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You thought it was real!
Don't worry
I'll protect you from the fake chain letters 😄
[and he's on his way...]
text → action i may have lied about my name but do not be MAD!
if anyone asks i never sent you one
( how does she hide her shame? she's probably sent it to like.. twenty people by now and then she tried her best to give gran a hard time which she is proud of herself but for what! it meant nothing. maybe if she deletes all the messages in her phone to act like she never talked about the whole chain mail thing maybe she can salvage a little of her embarrassment. that means she has to quiet a few people.. starting with..
well, there's no time to think about that. she was supposed to be the hero here and look at him.. taking her chance from her. it's alright because whenever he arrives to this shared apartment building she'll make sure to open the door for him and give him the most saddest expression she can muster — not the cutest face to meet at the door but.. )
I'll make it up to you, I didn't know it was a scam. We don't have chain letters back home, I should have saw through it.. there's literally no chain. ( why would people have something called chain letters but no chain? odd. so instead to play some sort of peace treaty, she hands over one of those gold-plated disks because he seems to like those? listen, she's doing her best here. ) Sorry..
idk bruh it's kind of a big deal
Hahahaha, you're so stupid!
[Not the best thing to say to someone trying to make peace with you. He snatches the gold disk from her and bites it for good measure. Hmm, feels real. It doesn't hold a lot of value in this world, but he'll hold onto it anyway, just in case. He's over the chain mail thing. What chain mail? It never happened. She probably should be drowning, though.]
Whatever! Don't worry about it. I forgot I even got one of those things, hahaha. Well, there's nothing to watch out for, so maybe I should go home, right?
[But he's walking inside...]
ok but what if i pout as cute as u?
( which that's true, they didn't have technology and things like that easily accessible to them. who do you think she is? one of the primarchs? astrals? to be honest, the last thing they need is for them to have the chance to send cursed chain mails around, it'd probably be another reason why the skydoms come crashing down. though, she'll step to the side so he has full access. the room isn't anything special considering she hardly stays there, she's too use to keeping herself busy with odd jobs to make the room anything special. just various fashion magazines that she looks through for style sake and writing on the side what weapon would probably go with it. )
I did say I'd protect you for the night. ( for someone insistent on wanting to leave, the way he cheerfully decides to stride on in makes this a different story. she keeps the door open just in case he decides to turn around or something. ) Fake or not, you have bad luck! Better safe than sorry, right?
ok but u gotta do it with cat ears
I think you should be the one worrying about that.
[He shuts the door.
Then, cold metal pressed against her neck. It is the disk in his hand, now clad in gauntlets of cobalt steel, and his civilian clothes dissolve into light as they revert to his original form, his tattooed torso bare for her to see.]
You know, I don't give my name to just anybody.
i hope nekomancer is good enough for u
What bills do you pay to be shutting doors in this place?
( what bills does SHE pay? none. one of her hands raise up to cup at yan qing's chin while closing her eyes in thought, nodding to herself as the metal brushes against her skin. she finds this more than slightly odd since she hasn't really said his name to anyone but here they are. ) Whoops.. don't tell me you're upset because you think I talk about you on a daily basis.
( once her own eyes open, yan qing will be met with a pair of blue and her hair lightly fluttering at the ends from the electricity that crackles around it. he can be intimidating, sure, but is this what this is really about? here comes that miscommunication again. what makes the carpet red or something like that. )
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