[ Because he lives in Level 3, and he's worried about her safety. What if someone like this Edgeworth guy tries to pin any danger she gets into on him? That's not good. ]
Wahahaha! These legs ain't just for show. [ I really hate him Auste. ] And I'd hate to keep a customer waiting. So what's up? How do we do this, kunoichi?!
Clobber is such a strong word, miss! But yeah. [ Realizing how silly his request sounds, he starts rubbing the back of his neck. ] Ah, but not just any staff, though. It's gotta be red. I also want one that can change its size... Well, I guess I could have it enchanted somewhere myself if it's a pain in the ass to do.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
A cute ninja such as yourself requires my services?
Horses are off the table, in case you're wondering.
no subject
Besides, even a cute ninja can't do everything!
no subject
no subject
no subject
Sure! ^o^
Who do you want me to trick?
no subject
Do you know a guy named Miles Edgeworth? Gray hair, perpetual frown, wears a super flashy jacket and frills?
He's from my world, but he's younger and a lot grumpier now.
no subject
Got any special requests? Should I pretend I don't know him? Should I pretend I DO know him? I don't know what you're going for here.
no subject
no subject
I don't think that's a good idea!
[ Because he lives in Level 3, and he's worried about her safety. What if someone like this Edgeworth guy tries to pin any danger she gets into on him? That's not good. ]
I'll just go to you.
no subject
Anyway, Kay texts him directions to her place. Obviously she DOESN'T live in Level 3. Gumshoe and Edgeworth would die before she could.]
OK, see you later! But if your place is a mess, I won't judge because I make my own fair share of messes.
[KAY THAT'S NOT IT.]
no subject
Later!
[ Since he is an Assassin, he makes it there three minutes later. It's kind of frightening.
You know, since he enters through the balcony. ]
Boo!
no subject
[Kay yelps in surprise and whips around at the sound of that voice, which is unmistakably from YQ. Nevertheless, she's impressed.]
T-That was fast!
no subject
no subject
Hmmm, you could drop by his place, pretend you're there to visit, see how long he figures out something is up?
no subject
This service doesn't come for free, you know. This ain't the kinda job you can do for exposure!
no subject
...Is there anything you like?
[A new bit of weaponry? Iron knuckles?]
no subject
I want... a staff.
no subject
A staff?
[What were you expecting, Kay? A trinket? Something flashier? That really boggles her.]
Wooden staff? Like what you'd use to clobber someone you don't like?
no subject
no subject
[Surely she could find one of those nearby. And maybe ask friends who knew about staffs.]
Is your favorite color red?
no subject
[ He can't be Sun Wukong without it! It's a long story. ]
Hmm? Red? I guess so! It's the color of luck and romance and all that stuff. I'm a lover, not a fighter! [ Which is a total lie. ]
no subject
[It's not a bad thing to be both. Especially in a place like this.]
no subject
So what'll it be, kunoichi? Can you get me a staff?
no subject