I'm really grateful for the new experience you shared with me, so I hope you enjoy this. (It's not edible, but I did discover that I enjoyed "temaki" while I made this)
[Oh, it's so cute! It's going in his small apartment somewhere. He sets it up, plays with it for a while, and takes a few selfies before he calls her up with a loud,]
SAVIAAAAA! It's Li Shuwen. [Please. Kill him.] Thank you very, very much for the present. I know you didn't have to, but you wanted to, so receiving a wonderful present like this is an honor. I like it a lot.
[He doesn't just call anybody to say thank you, though.]
Hahahahaha! No, no. I don't have kinks like that. Dragons are a symbol of strength where I'm from. Strength, power, and fortune to those who are worthy. That's what the dragon is. It's not just on my shoulder, you know? It goes all around my arms and legs... Well, I don't know what that's supposed to mean. But you're free to interpret it however you like.
Don't have a next time! You can stick with your stinky, shirtless self!
[ Gilles is one of about three people in the entire world that Jeanne Alter likes without reservations, so she's weirdly protective of him. It goes both ways of course. ]
Did I even invite you in? This is my room?
[ She paid for it by kicking people, actually, but she's not going to tell anyone about her first experience with weird fetishes. ]
honestly didn't expect an actual answer but i'm taking that.
idk guess it could mean that you're of a strong body and mind and worthy of it. could also mean you treasure yourself that much to have it all over your body.
[ not that he knows of that, but it's late at night and he needs a talking partner. ]
[ Of course, saying that out loud while shirtless doesn't make anyone in this room feel better. He saunters in, slithering about the room as a smarmy individual like himself does. ]
I'm just checking on my third favorite Avenger. Also I was wondering if you had any food. [ That he could yoink. So he is here to steal things, actually. ]
but well, you ain't that bad of a person, just a bit sketchy at a glance. otherwise i would've not even bothered contacting you at this ass crack hour.
[ He has nothing to say to that. Probably because it's true. Please don't talk to gangsters. ]
I already told you. I'm bored! Just because we don't need to eat doesn't mean we can't. [ Casually scouring the place for chips or instant ramen or something that doesn't take more than hot water and three minutes to prepare. ] Don't you want a guy with a six-pack lying on your couch while you go about your business?
[ She has too many chocolates in her fridge and too much coffee on the shelf. Why is she like that? ]
I would have to seriously consider pissing on you if you were on fire, why would I offer up my food just for your boredom? Besides, I wanted to watch TV, so if you lied on my couch I would just end up sitting on your chest!
[ Why IS she like that? Oh well. He nicks a few chocolates from the fridge and pops one in his mouth. ]
Damn, I'm getting cavities just looking at this. I dunno, Alter. That sounds like a you problem.
[ Which means he probably shouldn't let her do it, but she calls him stinky so he thinks it's warranted. ]
Fine, fine. Since it looks like you spent all your money on sweets and seats, I'll sit on the floor and order us a pizza from the goodness of my heart. Do you like pineapple?
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