[ Why IS she like that? Oh well. He nicks a few chocolates from the fridge and pops one in his mouth. ]

Damn, I'm getting cavities just looking at this. I dunno, Alter. That sounds like a you problem.

[ Which means he probably shouldn't let her do it, but she calls him stinky so he thinks it's warranted. ]

Fine, fine. Since it looks like you spent all your money on sweets and seats, I'll sit on the floor and order us a pizza from the goodness of my heart. Do you like pineapple?