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[impulsives]

what? you telling me you can kick down a building if you want to?

and... i'm not sure, no. probably would have to talk to locals more to figure that out.

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[kayssistant]

Hi, Mr. Shinshin! Can I come over? I have a proposition for you!

[killful]

What's this?
A cute ninja such as yourself requires my services?
Horses are off the table, in case you're wondering.

[killful]

[ IGNORES THE FIRST QUESTION ]

Haha! Tell me what you find. Even I can appreciate the allure of a mecha.

[kayssistant]

It has NOTHING to do with horses, don't worry.

Besides, even a cute ninja can't do everything!

[killful]

I guess not! Well, what does the cute ninja want this handsome not-a-horse to do?

[kayssistant]

Can you impersonate me and trick one of my friends?

[killful]

[ A normal person would be like "no wtf", but ]

Sure! ^o^
Who do you want me to trick?

[kayssistant]

[Exactly why she likes you, YQ.]

Do you know a guy named Miles Edgeworth? Gray hair, perpetual frown, wears a super flashy jacket and frills?

He's from my world, but he's younger and a lot grumpier now.

[killful]

Never heard of him. But okay!

Got any special requests? Should I pretend I don't know him? Should I pretend I DO know him? I don't know what you're going for here.

[kayssistant]

Pretend you DO know him and see how long it takes for him to notice that you're not me. I'll fill you in when I drop by your apartment.

[killful]

Uh

I don't think that's a good idea!

[ Because he lives in Level 3, and he's worried about her safety. What if someone like this Edgeworth guy tries to pin any danger she gets into on him? That's not good. ]

I'll just go to you.

[kayssistant]

[YQ needs better living arrangements.

Anyway, Kay texts him directions to her place. Obviously she DOESN'T live in Level 3. Gumshoe and Edgeworth would die before she could.]

OK, see you later! But if your place is a mess, I won't judge because I make my own fair share of messes.

[KAY THAT'S NOT IT.]

[killful]

[ THIS IS FINE... It actually is a mess... ]

Later!

[ Since he is an Assassin, he makes it there three minutes later. It's kind of frightening.

You know, since he enters through the balcony. ]

Boo!

[kayssistant]

Eeeek!

[Kay yelps in surprise and whips around at the sound of that voice, which is unmistakably from YQ. Nevertheless, she's impressed.]

T-That was fast!

[killful]

Wahahaha! These legs ain't just for show. [ I really hate him Auste. ] And I'd hate to keep a customer waiting. So what's up? How do we do this, kunoichi?!

[kayssistant]

[At least Kay doesn't hate him. She's very excited to trick some people.]

Hmmm, you could drop by his place, pretend you're there to visit, see how long he figures out something is up?

[killful]

Anything goes, huh? Well, what's in it for me?

This service doesn't come for free, you know. This ain't the kinda job you can do for exposure!

[kayssistant]

Oh, well...I could buy you lunch, or something you like.

...Is there anything you like?

[A new bit of weaponry? Iron knuckles?]

[killful]

[ Oh. Oh no. You give him too much power. He could make her do anything. He could ask for money, or a car, or MORE money, or— ]

I want... a staff.

[kayssistant]

[She's too innocent.]

A staff?

[What were you expecting, Kay? A trinket? Something flashier? That really boggles her.]

Wooden staff? Like what you'd use to clobber someone you don't like?

[killful]

Clobber is such a strong word, miss! But yeah. [ Realizing how silly his request sounds, he starts rubbing the back of his neck. ] Ah, but not just any staff, though. It's gotta be red. I also want one that can change its size... Well, I guess I could have it enchanted somewhere myself if it's a pain in the ass to do.

[kayssistant]

A red retractable staff? One that folds up?

[Surely she could find one of those nearby. And maybe ask friends who knew about staffs.]

Is your favorite color red?

[killful]

No, no, no. It's gotta be magic. The magic part's kind of important... Anyway!

[ He can't be Sun Wukong without it! It's a long story. ]

Hmm? Red? I guess so! It's the color of luck and romance and all that stuff. I'm a lover, not a fighter! [ Which is a total lie. ]

[kayssistant]

Oh, I dunno, you can be a really good fighter when you have to be. Why not be both?

[It's not a bad thing to be both. Especially in a place like this.]