Sure, but you could corner the marketplace that way. Make it a business. You'll find enough saps willing to save you from fake danger at the drop of a hat.
[ You're not wrong, but. Think of the cash he could get from all those Knightly types. ]
We're only running behind because your got your ass caught up in some vine shenanigans there.
[ He is filing this scam idea for later use. It might come in handy one day. ]
Uh, correction: we're running behind because you laughed at me for five seconds. Do you know how many other poor helpless people could have been trapped in sexy vines in those five seconds? No, because you laughed at me! But it's fine. We learn from our mistakes. I'm a better person now. My sexy vine tolerance increased by five.
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[ He's used to picking up after himself. It's fine. People are shits! ]
Well, back to business! Gotta make sure that doesn't happen to anyone else. Especially me!
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[ You're not wrong, but. Think of the cash he could get from all those Knightly types. ]
We're only running behind because your got your ass caught up in some vine shenanigans there.
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Uh, correction: we're running behind because you laughed at me for five seconds. Do you know how many other poor helpless people could have been trapped in sexy vines in those five seconds? No, because you laughed at me! But it's fine. We learn from our mistakes. I'm a better person now. My sexy vine tolerance increased by five.
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[ He snorts. ]
Well I'm glad this whole endeavour wasn't a waste of time. Sexy vine tolerance is an underrated talent.
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C'mon, guy. Let's do a round before we call it a night.
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Alright, lead the way. I'll keep you safe from any wandering vines.