it's the first time i've heard of a part time job like that... cool! do you recite super long super fast chants? or do you punch them with your super fists?
are you serious? lol it's funny coz psychic powers from your hands is totally special, dude i mean i got those too kinda but they don't exorcise ghosts lol
i guess not you're a real practical guy the modern world sure is tough... i can't help with math [ he can but listen math is BORING ] but i can help you get muscles!
what? well muscle is nice to look at but there's no point if you can't use it too lol i started when i was a little younger than you but i think you can catch up! just follow my lessons and you'll look like me in no time!
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cool!
do you recite super long super fast chants?
or do you punch them with your super fists?
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you're so funny
you sound like a monk i know
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[He doesn't really understand humor very well as it is, but he's fairly sure there was nothing joke-like about what he'd said.]
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it's funny coz psychic powers from your hands is totally special, dude
i mean i got those too kinda but they don't exorcise ghosts lol
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you're a real practical guy
the modern world sure is tough...
i can't help with math [ he can but listen math is BORING ]
but i can help you get muscles!
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i gotta warn you tho
my regimen is tough
i didn't found a school of martial arts for nothing!
[ he might not have actually taught anyone in his lifetime, but listen. he's damn good at his own style.
he's also looking for minions. ]
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well muscle is nice to look at
but there's no point if you can't use it too lol
i started when i was a little younger than you
but i think you can catch up!
just follow my lessons and you'll look like me in no time!
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[He's not quite as muscly as the people he knows from the Body Improvement Club, but still impressive!]
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5am sharp!