[Joke's on you, Atsushi. He already knows where you live. You know, just paranoid Assassin things. So Yan Qing's just going to sneak up on him from behind and greet him out of the blue.]
Yo!
[He is also probably, like, swinging from a light or something. Hi!]
[ After much thought, turmoil, and anxiety over being the first one to start the conversation, Lottie DMs him hours later - this time with her actual account. It's kind of weird hitting people up for your wish list of weird (Kinky? Is it kinky?) shit to do on your main account.. But, hopefully some good comes out of this? And hopefully he isn't pranking her?! ]
hii! I'm the anon you replied to :) sorry it took so long for me to msg you I was busy lol I'm free tomorrow if that isn't too soon??
[Wow, the anon actually replied! He thought they'd back down like a coward because that's what anons do, but she was serious! Uh, or maybe she was pressured because he was coming on too strong? Well, he's not going to think too hard about it. She's in his DMs now, so obviously she means business. Damn. That means he has to keep his end of the deal. Not that that's a problem... He just didn't think that part through.
He doesn't think a lot of things through.]
Hey! It's cool lol Yeah I'm free tomorrow too 😄
[Conveniently not telling her any of his plans and the potential trouble he's gotten into, hmm!]
btw my name's Shin
[He's not about to give his name to a rando on the internet. But also, it's half of a nickname anyway. It's fine.]
[ Well..... He isn't wrong. That's exactly why she went anonymous - among other things like not having her name associated with saying "tits" on the network. She's a grown woman but her brand is tween friendly! ]
ohh okay lol do you need to get picked up? i can send an uber to your place and you can just call me lottie!
[ Is she going to get murdered by doing this?? This is technically a stranger on the internet, even if his name and face are attached to the conversation.. Well, whatever. She'll just have to die with these incriminating DMs on her account in the pursuit of hot dudes. ]
so are there any rules to this that i should know about? i'm pretty new to this so.. if you could give me a laydown of what you want to do i'd appreciate it
[What he wants to— Oh, right. He keeps forgetting about the bondage thing. Shit. Well, it's not as if what he said was a lie. Only...
It's kind of the first time he's trying someone up with their permission. Oops. BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO UNPACK ALL THAT! He'll just power through this with his usual cute self.]
No need 😄 I have a car lol I'll go to you
[A car that he's definitely stealing, but maybe he'll end up using his motorbike instead. There are criminal organizations to dismantle and vigilantes can't predict the future.]
Rules? Well... trust and respect are important If you don't trust your partner it stops being hot lol And I'm kind of a Dom lmao
[Praying to the gods that he's using these words right. Avicebron said he's adapted to the world perfectly, so he'll believe in the Avicebron who believes in him!
...Why is he thinking about a little robot man when he's texting a hot girl! Aaaaah!]
But I don't mind following orders either I just like to tease a lot 😊 hehe Let me know if it's too much ok? What's important is that you enjoy it Oh! We should come up with a safeword Some people like pretending they don't like it so you gotta say the safeword so I know it's for real lol Then I'll stop
[ Oh, wow... He drives?? That's more than she can say about herself - maybe she lucked out with this guy?! He even sounds like he knows what he's doing.. ]
that works out because im kind of a sub haha so you can order me around and I won't mind it :) no promises on it being super sexy but i can try bossing you around if u want? lol
[ God, it's kind of embarrassing saying something like that but.. She doesn't want him to think she's inexperienced or anything?? ]
and I don't mind teasing or stuff like that that's kind of my preferred thing actually lol and uh praising? if that isn't too weird.... if it is we don't have to do that!
but if I have a problem with anything what about "dairy free"? unless you wanna suggest smth else if that's too obscure
See, if he wasn't looking for a place to crash and time to spend, uh, not alone, he'd say "what kind of safeword is dairy free lmao you're so weird" but maybe safewords are supposed to be weird? He doesn't know. He's from the twelfth century and spent a few weeks in 1999 and what is this. Either way, he has enough tact not to say that right now.]
That's ok! You don't like dairy? lol Don't worry I like that too hehe praising and stuff I like that you're open with me 😄
[He's praising her already...]
And we can try that next time if you're still up for it Bossing me around
[Next time......]
I'm just glad I found someone compatible with me 😊 Don't stress about it ok?
it's just a funny inside joke between friends dw about it
[ She's dying. Officially dying. Lottie only bothered to mention it because she figured, why not? They're this far and it wouldn't hurt. She finds out quickly it certainly didn't, with the way she's blushing reading his texts. ]
really??? that's good.. I mean you said this requires a lot of trust so I can be as open as you want
[ This is crazy.. How did he know she was already stressing out about this? Maybe they are compatible? ]
this is just my first time hooking up like this I'm not worried about anything i jyst went it to be fun for the both of us.. I kno i already said like what i wanted to do
[ Being tied up and all - ]
was there anything YOU wanted me to do for you? ;)
[Ah, she doesn't suspect a thing. Yan Qing, you absolute genius! But it's not as if he's been lying, either.]
I just want to make you feel good And for you to let me know that. That's good enough for me 😤
[He's just leaving out the finer details. It sounds like she's the impressionable and obedient type, so there's no way she'd do the thing he hates the most. She trusts him this much already! How cute. How...
Stupid. Don't talk to shady men with triad tattoos on the internet. You might die? He's so endeared, though. It's always the stupid ones who give him a chance. And it's her first time hooking up, too? He understands. It's not like him to do this, either. But he's in a mood, and he's always been one to roll with the punches.
...Well, he's thinking all this, but he's just as clueless as she is about hookups. He ain't slick. He's just hoping he won't get caught, lying as liars do.]
Oh I almost forgot lol I kind of like it rough...
Edited (I forgot something important) 2019-10-16 16:55 (UTC)
[ There's a delay in her response, simply because of the time she takes to freak out over his texts. Her cheeks burn, a hand covering her face to gather herself together.
This isn't even anything that spicy and she's embarrassed..!! ]
both of those things won't be a problem for me! you can pull on my hair as hard as you want
[ You know, among other racy things that shouldn't be said on her pubic account. That's the only relatively tame thing she could think of that wasn't too thirsty (but is it really though....). She licks at her lips, sending another text that comes quickly following that. ]
and I'm sure i can take whatever you wanna give me if not then I'll let you know.. trust is sexy, right?
[ An address is sent his way - it's to a condo in Higher Lunatia, the place where she's lurking, real time, in her dark room as she's texting him. She figures it's self explanatory enough to where she doesn't have to tell him 'I live here, fuck me here', because there's something she's been itching to ask him for too long - ]
[Nothing quite gets Yan Qing going the way trust does. When he gets her address, he knows he has her hook, line and sinker. He has her address, he has this conversation — if he was a worse person, he wonders what would have happened to her. That's worrying! Hmm. The address is a bit far from his appointments earlier in the day, but if he can hotwire that car, he could make it...
Wait.
What?
He laughs, but even he can't tell if it's out of amusement of something else. Honestly he doesn't know what he prefers, but he does know he's getting embarrassed. The concept of people dressing up for him isn't something he's used to. He's usually the one trying to please people... He'll just say whatever.]
i love lace 😄
[Yeah, that looks good. Emojis make him sound chill and inoffensive, right?]
and good to know hehe I was kinda nervous you wouldn't go with it [Not really...] But you seem pretty cool So I'm excited I'll be there after 6 Just relax ok? Idk if we're gonna sleep lol
[ He thinks she's..... Cool? Her pretending to seem competent over text actually worked?! ]
okay don't even worry :) i'll be chill lol just text me when you're outside the door and I'll let you in 💕
[ She doesn't want to seem too eager or over invested so she leaves her messages at that for the night. Lottie Person is cool (this guy just said so? hot people aren't wrong!), trendy, and always ready for any situation. Well, maybe not so ready for any situation in this case.. It's the next day, and she's been agonizing over what to wear for the past couple hours. Would wearing a robe be creepy? Would answering the door just in underwear be weird when you're strangers? Probably??
She feels stupid for not asking more under the pretense she Knows What Dudes Like when she Doesn't. God, what does this guy think is sexy?? At least she knows she can't go wrong with some wine, already taking a glass down for some courage she desperately needs. She rolls around on her bed in the aforementioned lace she promised after that, repeatedly checking her phone for any texts from him (you know, in case she just didn't get the notification) until she's forced to clean her house again for the umpteenth time. ]
[Hearts? Damn, what a sucker. He doesn't actually think she's cool. He just said that because it's what she wanted to hear. She's still stupid for talking to him. She's kind of cute though, he'll give her that. Maybe tomorrow won't be so bad!
The next day, he completely forgets about it.
The events of today happened in quick succession and escalated far more quickly than he ever planned them to. Yes, yes, maybe he shouldn't have punched that gangster at his show, but when someone unfairly tries to close one of his favorite bars down, what is he supposed to do? Play his guitar and take it? It's absolutely ridiculous how much ire he's earned in a night, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's just annoyed he came out of it with more than a scratch. He's in a stolen car now, making his getaway down the highway as he figures out where to go next. He can't stay home for now, and he's in a good mood despite everything. He can't worry his friends, though. They've always seen him as reliable...
Oh, right! This girl gave him her address yesterday. Looking at the time, he's not too late. He fires her a text between stop lights:]
Hey Still up for this? Be there in 10
[Like he's giving her a choice. And you know, completely forgetting about the bondage thing.]
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