[ He is the chillest? If Robin can't handle him when he's daddy, maybe he doesn't deserve him when he's baby. This is immediately the worst meta I have ever written. ]

Hmm... I guess it must've been a hellhole, then. Well, that's okay. You don't have to tell me everything. What matters is the present, right? Hehe... But now I gotta wonder how our first meeting went. If we can talk like this, I'm sure it wasn't so bad!